What is the Best Car To Scare Kids 

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10/30/2015 at 12:42 • Filed to: None

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Halloween is my favorite time of the year because I can dress like Madonna withe being judged, but also because I like scary things. Scary movies, scary stories and scary amount of Peachschnapps. Another fun thing to do on Halloween is to drive around the neighborhood and scare kids. Thing is, you can’t really scare kids in a Toyota Corolla.

What is the best cars the scare the shit out of little shits ?

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DISCUSSION (34)


Kinja'd!!! CB > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:44

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Too easy.


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > CB
10/30/2015 at 12:44

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You’ll scare the parents, not the kids


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:47

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kids that can read will think, He'll yeah, free candy.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:47

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I don’t know. When I was younger, vans like this scared the shit out of me. By fifth grade we all knew and joked about pedo vans.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:47

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“free homework”


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:48

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...only at first.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:50

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Easy.

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Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:50

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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB
10/30/2015 at 12:50

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Shit, beat me.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:50

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I have a friend who used to have a ‘97 Cadillac hearse. On Halloween, he’s drive around with a fake skeleton in the passenger seat.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:51

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Kinja'd!!! Nymphicus Hollandicus > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:52

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ESPECIALLY if they aren’t familiar with the mad max series.

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Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > $kaycog
10/30/2015 at 12:52

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that’s insane ...

insanely brilliant !


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > $kaycog
10/30/2015 at 12:52

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Epic! But what if he could have converted it to RHD and put the skeleton in the left seat?


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10/30/2015 at 12:52

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Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > deprecated account
10/30/2015 at 12:53

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Cops at Halloween are not scary at all


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:53

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I wish he still had it. I’d love to sit in the backseat.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Chariotoflove
10/30/2015 at 12:53

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That would have been hilarious!


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:53

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Spider car, spider car, does whatever a spider car does...

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/actually, this is just me projecting my own nightmares


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 12:54

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > $kaycog
10/30/2015 at 12:59

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Wonder if I can convince DeMuro to do this. That Skyline’s got one more good stunt left in it.


Kinja'd!!! Needmoargarage > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 13:00

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I’ll admit that occasionally I will start up my car in a parking lot right as some punk teenager is walking behind it. V8, rich tune, and nearly straight pipes make cold starts a loud popping and crackling affair. Always makes em jump, and it’s hilarious watching them try and play it off cool.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 13:02

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Anything mangled, shapeless, and rusty, which hides the driver at all. It’s not for nothing Jeepers Creepers used a ‘41 Chevy COE.

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Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Chariotoflove
10/30/2015 at 13:02

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It doesn’t hurt to try.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > $kaycog
10/30/2015 at 13:09

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And so I did. Halloween brings out my childish side (which is, of course, fully suppressed at all other times of year).


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 13:16

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I just meant in general.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > CB
10/30/2015 at 13:23

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Yousaved me the effort. Thanks


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/30/2015 at 13:24

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Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those peepers?


Kinja'd!!! Punk_Girl_98 > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 13:53

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Anything with one of those loud horns.


Kinja'd!!! CaptainReallySlow > davedave1111
10/30/2015 at 15:08

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Pet Sematary?


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Chariotoflove
10/30/2015 at 15:35

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We actually recorded a video where I stuck a giant stuffed duck in the “driver” seat and drove around. People were really shocked. But it is very much time to move on from the Skyline. Maybe I’ll post it one day.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Doug DeMuro
10/30/2015 at 16:37

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I understand. Oh well, worth a shot for Halloween. Do please at least post what you have on Oppo sometime. It’d be good for a giggle.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > CaptainReallySlow
10/30/2015 at 17:00

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Ed Rooney.


Kinja'd!!! touring the brook - now with ZHP! > Margin Of Error
10/30/2015 at 17:35

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Any truck with a 7.3 Powerstroke diesel. So. Loud. There was one at my town’s homecoming parade this year and it scared the shit out of some little kid.